Eat These Websites.

Point your browser to these websites and commence drooling.

http://www.smittenkitchen.com/: Because the photos have been dubbed "food porn."

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/: Because "totchos" are a just one creative, caloric culprit of cellulite.

http://www.artisanalfoods.com/: Because Chinese black rice and California wild black sage honey sound noir-ly delish.

www.jerky.com: Because you secretly crave Slim Jims, but alligator jerky sounds sort of... dangerous. In a palatable way.